"Love can be defined with one word. You are, all of you are beneath me! A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car. Celebrate your inner nerd with these quotes. Call your mother. Im Peter, by the way.Dr. Stephen Strange:Well, its everything youve ever wanted. My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.Peter Quill:Thats disgusting.Drax:It was beautiful. Youve heard of her, shes a huge star, right? So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.Drax:Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.Tony Stark:What dance-off?Peter Quill:Its not a thing.Peter Parker:Like in Footloose, the movie?Peter Quill:Exactly like Footloose. They were extremely thorough.Darcy:I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there., Darcy:[On seeing Thor, whos been hit by their car, lying on the ground]Whoa, does he need CPR? Tony Stark:Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.Rocket:Maybe I am., Steve Rogers:You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.Natasha Romanoff:In the Hudson?Steve Rogers:Fewer ships, cleaner waterNatasha Romanoff:You know, if youre about to tell me to look on the bright side Im about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.Steve Rogers:Sorry, force of habit., Tony Stark:[to his daughter]Go to bed, or Ill sell all your toys., Korg:[playing Fortnite]Thor, hes back. I can help! Which I know nothing about.Tony Stark:The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. Stephen Strange:Books on Astral Projection.Wong:Youre not ready for that.Dr. Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. This a tremendous idea! Stephen Strange:We gotta turn this ship around.Tony Stark:Yeah, now he wants to run. Look, its Mew-mew! Erik Selvig:Your brother isnt coming, is he?Thor:Loki is dead.Dr. He did not want to be disturbed. Threatening! Another!, Thor:[walking into a pet shop]I need a horse! I mean, that place is a legend. [Cap gives her a blank look]Maria Hill:Hes fast, shes weird., James Rhodes:But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? No!Ned Leeds:Can you spit venom?Peter Parker:No.Ned Leeds:Can you summon an army of spiders?Peter Parker:[beat]No, Ned., Ned Leeds:You got bit by a spider? Im being threatened!, Steve Rogers:Is everything a joke to you?Tony Stark:Funny things are., Steve Rogers:Are you nuts?Tony Stark:Jurys out., Steve Rogers:Lets start with that stick of his. Thor:The ground! Of course not!MJ:I mean its kind of obvious., MJ:You know, Susan Yang thinks youre a male escort.Peter Parker:What? Christine Palmer:Where have you been?Dr. [Natasha throws Sitwell off the roof]Natasha Romanoff:Oh, wait. I dont even like Hulk. I need sustenance!, [smashes cup onto the floor]Thor: This drink, I like it. [Quill presents the prosthetic leg Rocket requested]Rocket Raccoon:Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. David Barry 2.) I prefer you., Loki:Hello, Bruce.Bruce Banner:Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. Okay, Im gonna get a Bowflex. 10. [lifts his hand up]Show meHope Van Dyne:[punches Scott in the face, knocking him down]Thats how you punch., Hope Van Dyne:[to Scott]Alright, princess. His antics trying to master the suit that can make him tiny (or big) were very comical at times. Korg:Yeah, Noobmaster69. "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.". Monica: "That was me.". [in English]After your questioning, we will take him back to Wakanda with us.Everett K. Ross:What? Do you just turn into anything you want?Talos:Ah well, I have to see it first.Maria Rambeau:Can you all do it?Talos:Physiologically, yeah. Well, ImOdin:I know very well who you are, Jane Foster.Jane Foster:[to Thor]You told your dad about me?, Volstagg:Escorting these scoundrels is beneath us.Fandral:Nonsense, my rotund friend. As we finally ventured off Earth completely we met the rag-tag team that became the Guardians of the Galaxy, although, much like the Avengers, they werent a great team straight away! Stay here. 4. Youve been to space., Nick Fury:Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. [as the guard approach them, Thor throws Loki at them, knocking them down]Thor:A classic.Loki:[gets up]I still hate it. What was your second choice? [kills Korath]Drax:Metaphor.Peter Quill:Sort of., Gamora:I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy., Rocket Raccoon:I live for the simple things like how much this is going to hurt! Most of Endgame was quite dark and sad, obviously, but no Marvel film would be complete without the signature moments of heroes using humor to get through hard times. Network, network, network. No. 12. [the Marauders all surrender]Fandral:Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!, Dr. [Spider-Man does a flip]YEAH!, Peter Parker:[in a car with Tony]So, to become an Avenger, is there like trials or an interview?Tony Stark:Just dont do anything I *would* do. Eternal life as part of the One. What for?, Thor: My God, youre a Valkyrie You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. I wanted to go old school for my first day., Shuri:The entire suit sits within the teeth of the necklace. Want more Marvel quotes? [Hands Cassie a gift]Cassie Lang:Can I open it now?Paxton:Of course sweetheart, its your birthday. 7 . Something big.Ant-Man:I got something kinda big. That IS Americas ass., Thor:[seeing Cap wielding Mjolnir]I knew it!, Thor:[Captain America is using Stormbreaker]No, give me that. Use sunscreen. Frank A. Clark Inspirational, Life, Inspiring 292 Copy quote Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. You know whats boring? You deserve that!Aaron Davis:Ive got ice cream!Spider-Man:Youre a criminal! Thor:[referring to Lokis Horned Headpiece]You dont really want to start this again, do you, Cow?, Thor:You! I am so sorry! [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]Peter Parker:What the hell just happened?KAREN:You jumped off a sign and landed on your face., Peter Parker:Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.. [Tony sees Maya for the first time since their one-night stand in Switzerland]Tony Stark:Please dont tell me theres a 12-year-old kid in the car that Ive never met.Maya Hansen:Hes 13. Im impressed., Jane Foster:Thats a quantum field generator isnt it?Eir:Its a soul forge.Jane Foster:Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?Eir:[surprised]Yes.Jane Foster:[to Thor, quietly pleased]Quantum field generator., Jane Foster:[Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing]Darcy!Darcy Lewis:[She drops Ian]Jane!Dr. Whether you write a touching commencement speech or crack jokes with your friends, these graduation jokes will make your graduation ceremony fun. Stephen Strange:I-I-I was just doing exactly what it said in the book!Wong:And what did the book say about the dangers of performing that ritual?Dr. Frederick W. Robertson. I figured we could go good cop/bad cop. And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly. [beats up Ant-Man], Spider-Man:[to Bucky]You have a metal arm? Hes just awesome, okay? [Peter nods]Tony Stark:And definitely dont do anything I wouldnt do. Gamora: Are you serious? Youre DONE! Are you spying on me?Hope van Dyne:We keep tabs on all security threats, all right? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?, Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny., Thor:I thought humans were more evolved than this.Nick Fury:Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?, Bruce Banner:I dont think we should be focusing on Loki. I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]The Hulk:Puny god.. Spider-Man. You cant retract it., TChalla:Two people in a room can get more done than a hundred.King TChaka:Unless you need to move a piano., Scott Lang:Ca Captain America [shakes Steves hand vigorously]Steve Rogers:Mr. Lang.Scott Lang:Its an honor. Samuel Sterns: No, not yet! As well as those, here are all the funniest lines from Black Panther. Ant-Man's call for confidence isn't just funny -- it's also one of the most grounded, human moments in any MCU movie, and his post-transformation joy-filled giggle was echoed by every fan boy in the theater. These are the best funny Guardians of the Galaxy quotes. They look Chinese. Bu-But thats a good thing.Mantis:Oh?Drax:When youre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are Beautiful people never know who to trust.Mantis:Well, then Im certainly grateful to be ugly., [about Mantis] Drax:This gross bug lady is my new friend., Mantis:[shaking Drax awake]Drax! I tried to bench you. And I went to a place called Kamar-Taj and I talked to someone called The Ancient One. And IDr. That sounds like a cult.Dr. "Noyou're stronger."-Odin Thor: Ragnarok, a fan favorite out of the Marvel franchise, became wildly popular for its witty jokes and relatable characters. [pause]On the inside.. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! I have never been jealous. Arent you cute? But hes in my custody now. Fearless, bold, confident, caring. Get it off!Scott Lang:I thought Daddy didnt get scared!, Paxton:Freeze!Dave:Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute! "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success." Come in.Tony Stark:Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent., Bruce Banner:Captain America is on threat watch?Natasha Romanoff:We ALL are!Tony Stark:[to Rogers]Youre on that list? [Crowd howls with laughter. Over the years, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has become a bit of a monster well, an entertaining and often funny monster, but a monster nonetheless. So you joined a cult.Dr. What do people call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Just Fury?Nick Fury:Yep. Foods a lot better; we used to boil everything. No, wait, whatd he look like hopping around?Peter Quill:I had to transfer him 30,000 units!Rocket Raccoon:[chittering laughter], Peter Quill:Yeah, Ill have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.Drax:DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus.Peter Quill:Its just a metaphor, dude.Rocket Raccoon:His people are completely literal. Because its really not your style, Rogers.Steve Rogers:Youre right. Sam Wilson:Dont say it! A Full List of WandaVision Filming Locations! Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? Tony Stark, Iron Man 2. Now, whatever the hell youre up to, do me a favor, stay out of my way.TChalla:I gave you Zemo.Everett K. Ross:Didnt I keep it under wraps that the king of a third-world country runs around in a bulletproof cat suit? Benjamin Franklin. June 7, 2022 . Natasha Romanoff:Thor, report on the Hulk. They took the backups of our backups. Stephen Strange:Certainly not, I speak for myself. Strike it.TChalla:Anywhere?Shuri:Mmm-hmm. Two hours in the bathroom, whatever thats about.Scott Lang:Thats totally inaccurate. [Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]Thor:Get help! Drax: But my movement. Let WFH jokes and boss jokes make you laugh as you begin the next chapter of your life after . And so are you. Everybody wants a happy ending, right? [Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back] Agreed., [seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]Nick Fury:Sir, Im gonna have to ask you to exit the donut., Justin Hammer:[about Christine Everhart]Shes actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.Thor:Thank you, sweet rabbit., Thor: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons., Tony Stark:Youre from Earth?Peter Quill:Im not from Earth, Im from Missouri.Tony Stark:Yeah, thats on Earth, dipshit!, Peter Quill:Wait, who are you?Peter Parker:Were the Avengers, man.Mantis:Youre the ones Thor told us about.Tony Stark:You know Thor?Peter Quill:Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving., Peter Quill:Dude, dont call us plucky. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. Pay with cash. Everything's always ending. Look who it is!Loki:[to himself]I have to get off this planet., [after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]Thor:[copies what Black Widow used to do]Hey, big guy. I need your help., Tony Stark:[to Happy Hogan, who is pointing his tablet video-call camera too high, catching only the top half of his face]Is this the forehead of security?, [Harley approaches suit]Harley Keener:Thats is that Iron Man?Tony Stark:Technically, I am Iron Man.Harley Keener:Technically, youre dead. October 6, 2017. Wakanda forever! These are the best funny quotes from Captain America. "With great power comes great responsibility." - Stan Lee 2. Louisa May Alcott. After Tony Stark told the world he was Iron Man, he had to deal with the fallout in Iron Man 2. 6. What about Thor?Nick Fury:Off-world.Peter Parker:Doctor StrangeMaria Hill:Unavailable.Peter Parker:Captain Marvel.Nick Fury:Dont you invoke her name!Peter Parker:Im just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.Nick Fury:Bitch, please! Luckily his youthful charm brought us plenty of laughs though! Seriously? Stephen Strange:1975, Beautiful Loser, side A. Yeah. Mar. Hidden.Nick Fury:You sure thats what Marvel would want?Carol Danvers:Mar-Vell.Nick Fury:Thats what I said.Carol Danvers:Its two words. Ill be there at 11., Rhodey:[standing by Starks airplane]Three hours! Loki, hes alive! - Sue Monk Kidd. Sir., Major Kathleen Kat Sparr: Are you telling me you can make more like him?Dr. You, Quill, are my friend.Peter Quill:Thanks.Drax the Destroyer:This dumb tree is also my friend. This collection of graduation jokes will have your friends and family members in stitches the entire time. Nine hours in bed. As long as the light exists.Peter Quill:And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?Ego:Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. Like in outer space?Rocket:Oh, look, its like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." - Frigga, Avengers: Endgame You know, the God of Thunder? 3. My brother is dying! Peter Quill: An hour? Arnim Zola:What is in it?Col. Lets get a cab., Emil Blonsky: Ive run into bad situations on crap missions before. Now, go ahead. Stay up and fight.". What realm is this? You can only be young once. [to Koraths henchmen who keep prodding him]Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me., Rocket Raccoon:[scans a Xandarian citizen]Can you believe they call us criminals when hes assaulting us with that haircut?. In playing the iconic role of Spiderman, Tom Holland manages to become one of the most awkward and relatable superheroes in the MCU. Stark said you wouldnt get that because its not a Star Wars reference., Peter Parker:MJ, IMJ:am Spider-Man?Peter Parker:No. Whats Mew-mew?, Darcy:Look! I would very much like to go there, please. I dont want to hurt you anymore. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. 1 Jon Stewart The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. Not all of us can fly., Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! [Back in Black by AC/DC plays]Peter Parker:Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!, Happy Hogan:Heads-up. It is good to once again be among friends. Youre taking all the stupid with you., Peggy Carter:Wait! Albert Einstein. "Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.". [Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]Sif:Ive got this completely under control! It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.Nick Fury:I dont know about that, but it is powered by the cube. Like. - John F. Kennedy. [surprised by the kiss, Steve looks at Colonel Phillips]Col. Chester Phillips:Im not kissing you., Col. Come on, just give me the book.Wong:No., Wong:Hows your Sanskrit?Dr. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? We drank, we fought he made his ancestors proud!Jane Foster:Put him on the bed.Erik Selvig:[to Thor]Oh, I still dont think youre the god of thunder. "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.". Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. Hulk gives it away., Ned Leeds:Do you lay eggs?Peter Parker:[taken aback]What? Were not savages., [on learning Wongs name] Dr. Stephen Strange:Wong. You know what that is., Drax:Finger on throat means death! Dude! [everyone in the stadium looks confused]Thor:Hey, hey! Tony Stark:[about Natalie Rushman]Who is she?Pepper Potts:She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that., Tony Stark:How do you spell your name, Natalie?Natalie Rushman:R-U-S-H-M-A-N.Pepper Potts:What, are you Googling her now?Tony Stark:I thought I was ogling her?, Tony Stark: [to Nick Fury regarding The Avengers initiative]I told you I dont want to join your super-secret boy band., [Agent Coulson is left in charge of Tony]Agent Coulson:If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet., Tony Stark: [reading from Natashas SHIELD Report on Iron Man/Tony Stark] Mr. Stark displays textbook narcissism. 2. Funny Marvel Quotes. Also, as an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Here are some inspiring Marvel quotes from Marvel Studios that will awaken the superhero in you. [Stark rolls his eyes, while Captain America looks proud of himself]Steve Rogers:I understood that reference., Tony Stark:You should come by Stark Tower sometime. The Doctor Who franchise wouldnt cast Benedict Cumberbatch as the doctor, so Marvel made him Doctor Strange. "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" - Winston Churchill "Wherever you go, go with all your heart." - Confucius "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela "Never bend your head. There is no 'try'.". I mean, Ive known first and Ive known longer but, its not a competition., Spider-Man:Excuse me, sir! Orphaned on my homeworld. Protector of the Nine Realms.Jane Foster:[chastened]Oh. 100 Best Marvel Movie Quotes Inspirational Marvel Quotes "Part of the journey is the end." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame "Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life." ~ Pepper Potts, Avengers: Endgame "No amount of money ever bought a second of time." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame Who are you?Thor:I am the God of Thunder! Where is WandaVision Filmed? 16. So I take the tank, drop it right off at the generals palace, drop it at his feet. 15. An air of somberness will be present. Its impressive., Tony Stark:Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole?James Rhodes:No, its never come up.Tony Stark:Saved New York?James Rhodes:Never heard that., Laura:What about Nat and Dr. Stephen Strange:I seriously dont know how you fit your head into that helmet.Tony Stark:Admit it, you shouldve ducked out when I told you to. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I dont want to talk to him. Its pretty freaky, but its safe. Another broken white boy for us to fix., Everett K. Ross:[after he wakes up]Is this Wakanda?Shuri:[sarcastically]No, its Kansas., MBaku:If you say one more word, Ill feed you to my children! "I say this to you, my friend, with all of the . Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. These are the funniest lines from Spiderman: Far From Home. You are not friends.Drax:Youre right. Here are the funniest lines from Doctor Strange. The best part of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 might be baby Groot, but the clever quips certainly come in second. Erik Selvig:Ian!Ian Boothby:Selvig! 18. That guys brain is a bag full of cats. Ill take you to outer space!, Scott Lang:If you do this and it doesnt work, youre not coming back.Tony Stark:[nervous]Thanks for the pep talk, piss-ant., Tony Stark:[to Steve, referring to his 2012 self]Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.Steve Rogers:No one asked you to look, Tony.Tony Stark:Its ridiculous.Scott Lang:I think you look great, Cap. Save for retirement. Great plan.Dr. I dont dance.Peter Quill:Really? - Franklin Richards Violence doesn't discriminate. [Peter looks confused]Tony Stark:Theres a little gray area in there and thats where you operate.Peter Parker:OhTony Stark:Alright? "Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.". It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Its not. With the birth of the destructive Ultron and the addition of three new members to the Avengers team, Avengers: Age of Ultron still managed to pack in plenty of laughs. I took it too far. Now she can be found taking numerous photos of their four weird cats, eating lots of stroopwafels and blogging at, best quotes from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, These hilarious Marvel-themed pickup lines. [Peter declines Furys call]Happy Hogan:You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?Peter Parker:I gotta go.Happy Hogan:You do not ghost Nick Fury!, Peter Parker:Whats your password?Happy Hogan:Password.Peter Parker:No, what is your password?Happy Hogan:Password. Which is why theyre hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth., [Tony seals Pepper in the Mark 42 armor, then she saves him from falling debris]Pepper Potts:I got you!Tony Stark:I got you first!, [Tony tries to embrace Pepper]Pepper Potts:Dont!Tony Stark:Its okayPepper Potts:Im hot, Ill hurt you!Tony Stark:[touches Pepper]No, you wont. Let me get my fingerprint out. A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?Tony Stark:Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography., The Mandarin:A true story about fortune cookies. Stephen Strange:Protecting your reality, douchebag., Tony Stark:If Thanos needs all six, why dont we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?Dr. Will that be all?, Rhodey:Hey Tony.Tony Stark:Im sorry. And theres a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere youd like to go.Christine Everheart:You must be the famous Pepper Potts.Virginia Pepper Potts:[smiles and nods]Indeed I am.Christine Everheart:After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.Virginia Pepper Potts:I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Its so much worse., Peter Quill:You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.Rocket:Oh, it wont be my turd. Dr. Doctor Strange Quotes They sound Chinese. Yondu Udonta:Were Ravagers, we got a code.Peter Quill:Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody., Gamora:Its dangerous and illegal work, suitable only for outlaws.Peter Quill:Well, I come from a planet of outlaws: Billy the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos., Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Well thats just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. Stephen Strange:Yeah. Inspirational quotes and heartfelt graduation sayings perfect for honoring your 2023 grad, whether it's middle school, high school, college, or a doctorate. Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. The adults are talking.Dr. Please kind sir, do not cut my hair! Subscribe. Rocket:I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft.Peter Quill:You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag!, Rocket:Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? "I told you; I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.". Natasha Romanoff:He killed eighty people in two days. Korg:Thank you very much, I will., Bruce Banner:[as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans]Thanks, kids! Always Foward.Foward always. 7 "It Doesn't Take X-Ray Vision To See You Are Up To No Good." DC Universe Online (2011) This Superman quote from DC Universe Online is a fun play on the hero's powers and the ability to see right from wrong all at once. Theres no reason to be scared.Luis:Oh, no no. Drake. Iron Man 3 - we've all had coworkers like that. 101 VOTES Invisible Peter Quill: Dude, how long have you been there? "Think left and think right and think low and think high. These Are The 23 Funniest Lines From The Marvel Films And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise Let's relive the good times one last time. You earthers have hang-ups.Ego:Yes, Drax, I got a penis.Drax:Ha! Now that Thor and Loki were reunited we were also treated to some of the most hilarious banter between these two brothers. Erik Selvig:Thank God Im so sorry., Odin:She does not belong here in Asgard any more than a goat belongs at a banquet table!Jane Foster:Did he just? Yeah. [TChalla knocks the suit across the room]Shuri:Not that hard, genius!TChalla:You told me to strike it. Tony Stark: [said to a robot] If you douse me again, and Im not on fire, Im donating you to a city college., Christine Everheart:Youve been called the Da Vinci of our time.